It's 2026 baby! This year, we're gonna help take your health goals one step further and make 2026 your healthiest year ever. How? By showing you the best ways to clean your butt & mouth...and have fun doing it.

Tushy

THIS Tushy is a modern bidet company that has its eyes on ending toilet paper use. Plus, toilet paper doesn't really clean your butt; it merely spreads things around. Thankfully, Tushy makes it super easy to wash your booty with water.

ScrapeYourTongue.com

If you want a clean butt, you need a clean mouth. There is evidence that certain oral bacteria may cause or worsen intestinal diseases. They can contribute to sinus infections, tooth decay, heart disease, and stinky breath.

And brushing your tongue may not be good enough to get all that bad bacteria off your tongue. Tongue scrapers are much more effective, and ScrapeYourTongue.com is on a mission to get one in every bathroom across the world.

When it comes to getting healthy, your mouth and your butt may be the last things on your mind, but they play a vital part in preventing illnesses. Here's to making 2026 your healthiest year so far!

Ready to make tongue scraping part of your daily routine? The ScrapeYourTongue tongue scraper is designed for daily use — flexible, two-handed grip, covers your full tongue in one pass, and won't trigger your gag reflex. Available as a 1-pack for $8 or a 4-pack for $9.99. Shop now →