Our Mission: Few people are going to read this b/c it’s longer than 140 characters, but it’s important to state exactly why this company was created.
I'm no scientist or sociologist, but I can safely say that good vibes are the foundation of a successful society. When people are happy they give off this contagious flow of positivity that puts wheels in motion.
One of the underlying keys to happiness is good health. It's the main thing we wish people on their birthdays and the main thing we find ourselves praying for. There are many things you can do to stay healthy: keeping a good diet, exercising, drinking water, but one thing that is often overlooked is keeping the main opening to your body clean. Our mouth is the largest entrance to the bells and whistles that keep our body in motion. Why then do we often overlook the concept of keeping that area as clean and healthy as possible? When we eat, drink, and smoke we build up bacteria in our mouth and a lot of it sits on our tongue. This bacteria is a leading cause of bad breath, sore throats, and sinus infections. It can also lead to heart attacks, pneumonia, premature birth, infertility in men, osteoporosis, diabetes, Alzheimer's, and a slew of other things. So let's come full circle because we now understand that scraping the tongue is a direct correlation to having good hygiene and being overall healthy. Being healthy leads you to be happier and to smile more. Smiles are contagious which leads to positive vibes and a happier society. To sum it up: Our mission at ScrapeYourTongue™ is to educate the world on the health benefits of daily Tongue Scraping in order to make everyone smile more.
At ScrapeYourTongue™ our team is pretty small, but we've got big visions. We won't stop until everyone is using a tongue scraper on a daily basis. Artur is the founder (left), Dr. Roman Shlafer is our resident Dentist (right), and Gisele is our #1 influencer (cutie on the left).
"I hereby pledge not to kiss anyone who doesn’t scrape their tongue because I now understand how disgusting their mouth is."